do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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