So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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