Rock
Scissors
Fuck
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize