So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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