You don't have asthma, your pregnant
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Someone shit on the floor
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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