Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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