I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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