Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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