so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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