"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
We are two peas in an std pod
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize