yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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