New low: just hacked my moms facebook
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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