Joe is yelling at the trees again.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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