I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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