i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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