I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
