I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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