To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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