we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
smell my finger.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
