eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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