he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
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