the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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