Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Randomize
