I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Randomize
