I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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