whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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