On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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