bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
where are my eyebrows?
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