real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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