Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
