im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
