i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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