You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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