yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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