My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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