You made me cry and you don't even care
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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