Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
My boob is missing a layer of skin
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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