You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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