I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Randomize
