Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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