You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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