okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Tornado booty call.. dedication
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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