Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
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It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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