only if we run a train.
done.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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