i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Randomize