is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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