it wasn't lemon gatorade
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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