I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize
