i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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