thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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