the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I just cut my nipple shaving
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
you made out with another girl for some wings
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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