His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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