this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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