I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
My ATM looks so different sober.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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