she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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